Whenever I step into Sungei Wang for lunch [I lunch there quite often], I’d be greeted with lots of Ah-Jeng looking young girls and boys who look as if they got dressed referring to the idiot’s guide of “Dressing for Ah-Jeng Stardom”.
Shudder!! :O
Horrors!!! {:O
Can someone please report them to the fashion police and have them arrested??
Can someone please chuck them an issue of Vogue/ GQ Mag or at least Cleo to educate them the correct way to dress??
Please, somebody help these poor, fashion-crime committing kids!! They are like “serial killers” of fashion!!
The problem with these kids is they think they look darn great and fashionable. But they are terribly, terribly wrong. Whoever who planted the idea in their fashion-dead brains that they look really stylo-milo deserve to be shot!
I mean, come on, what’s with all the Japanese street fashion wannabes? With their gothic makeup, hair that looks as if it got bitten by a dog [OMG! Please don’t let me get started on their horrible horrible hairstyles], mismatched outfits and OTT cheap accessories, they can be regulars in the fashion dos and don’ts pages of fashion mags, except that they will ALWAYS be in the don’ts category.
They think they look so ‘in’ and ‘cute’ and ‘trendy’ dressing up like characters from Japanese animes [they will have colorful socks pulled up to their knees, mismatched shoes on, puffy skirts with laces, strange looking tops that looks as if they salvaged it from some homeless person] but they’re NOT! You might think they are color blind [or just blind] by dressing up like lollipops then hit the streets as if they’re so fabulously gorgeous.
There is another breed of Ah-Jengs who dress really distastefully just to look like their idols from HK, Taiwan or Japan. I couldn’t believe my eyes whenever I see these people. Don’t they know how horrible they look?
The words classy, elegant, chic and vogue are unknown to them.
Sigh… Pitiful…
I’d volunteer to give them tips on how to dress ‘normally’ and ‘acceptably’ [not to say I’m a Karl Lagerfield or Donna Karan, but at least I know the basic do’s and don’ts of fashion and I don’t dress like someone who just got out from Ah-Jeng village] if I am able to stomach looking at them for more than 1 minute. But I can’t!!
I guess they’d have to realize in time how completely idiotic they look and how many fashion faux pas they’d committed and how many fashion rules they’d broken when they grow up a bit, mature a bit and discover the true meaning of fashion. Let’s hope they don’t crawl under a hole and wish to die or just wish to stay curled up in that hole for the rest of their lives for the humiliation they’d have to endure for dressing up so Ah-Jengly in the past after they are enlightened with a real sense of fashion.
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