Tissue Thief!!

Yes, that's me...

Why do I resort to stealing tissues? And why tissues and not items of more value?

Well, long story short, everyday around 3.30pm-4pm in the office toilet, ALL the tissues from the 4 stalls AND from the tissue dispenser for us to wipe our hands dry with will be MISSING. *Poof* GONE! I dunno why the tissues will mysteriously disappear daily around that time. Maybe someone steals them everyday. The cleaners are not be bothered to replace the tissues, so we're left tissue-less everyday when that time comes.

And girls being girls, of coz we need tissues when we relief ourselves [big or small, dun matter, we still need tissues]. So, I resorted to stealing tissues from Yakuliew [new nickname for Chriz] whenever I need to use the toilet. She already shouted and screamed and threatened about her tissues coz she replaced dunno how many boxes of tissues already as we kept stealing it from her everyday.

Haha... So yes, I am a tissue thief!! Not my fault! No choice. I hadta do it. I need tissues. I wanna buy a box of my own but I keep forgetting whenever I go shopping.

Just now, I silently crept up to Yakuliew's tissue box while her back was turned, and slowly pulled out 1 piece of tissue, thinking she didn't notice. All of a sudden, when I least expected it, she turned around and gave me a killer glare. I screamed in shock!! She laughed!! I slapped her arm and scolded her for scaring me. She told me that's for stealing her tissues. Aaarrgghhh...

But...

I won't stop. I will continue stealing it whenever I need to use the toilet from 3.30pm onwards... :P